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UFO Motorcycle License ID-Card
Item #C408
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Description
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Aliens love speed and regard the 55 MPH speed limit as life threatening to them because of boredom. Since they cannot roar around in their saucers at Area 51, they have taken a keen interest in motorcycles. With their immense technical knowledge, they can modify nearly any type of bike into a fire-breathing monster. Add to this the sensation of gravity and the wind whistling through their tentacles and you can see why numerous triple digit speeding tickets are being issued. The need for licensing became immediately apparent and now the Aliens are begrudgingly keeping speeds below the 200 MPH mark. Now, if caught operating any type of motorcycle without proper licensing, Aliens can be subject to penalties including, but not limited to, intergalactic fines, vehicle impoundment, stellar imprisonment, and/or sentenced and incarcerated at the US Intergalactic Genetic Coalition of Biological Testing Institute for Human Intellectual Advancement. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity to own a license that is a first on earth and everywhere else.
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