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UFO Chauffeur License ID-Card
Item #C407
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You can’t trust just any old Alien to drive a bus, cab or limo these days. The bureaucrats at Area 51 realized this after a few aliens with substance abuse problems and bad eyesight caused some gigantic galactic fender benders. Now all UFO Chauffeurs have to be licensed. The skies are now safer and tourists and abductees can rest assured that they are being transported safely. The Aliens also look so dapper in their nice black Chauffeur uniforms!! Be the first on your planet to be licensed!!! If caught operating any hire passenger vehicle without proper licensing, Aliens can be subject to penalties including, but not limited to, intergalactic fines, vehicle impoundment, stellar imprisonment, and/or sentenced and incarcerated at the US Intergalactic Genetic Coalition of Biological Testing Institute for Human Intellectual Advancement.
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